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The Functional Hermit Finale: Pork Green Chile

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It’s been harder and harder to get my act together enough to write about anything lately. So much so, that it’s time to shut the old blog down. It’s been a great ride for me. Here’s a picture of the last meal documented for FH purposes: Pork Green Chile. It was delicious. Adios amigos.

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November 19, 2010 at 4:28 pm

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Am I the only one rooting against Dwayne/Bosh/LeBron?

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I doubt it…

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July 9, 2010 at 11:31 am

An open letter to LeBron James

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Dear LeBron,

You are way too in love with the idea of media coverage. You and Brett Favre clearly have an undeniable dependency on appearing in the media. This is extremely unhealthy because the level of coverage you both seek far, far outweighs the public’s actual interest in your activities.

Please contact Brett and see if you can both seek help together which would surely give you a break on the cost of treatment. We could all use a break from hearing your names whenever we watch Sportscenter. Seriously. We need some time off. I mean it.


Functional Hermit

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July 8, 2010 at 2:02 pm

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The iPhone 3G + iOS 4 = not for me

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I was eager to play around with the new iPhone OS so I upgraded my 3G. Big mistake.

The interface and features are cool. I just don’t think the iPhone 3G has nearly enough horsepower to make the OS work. Everything bogged down and became sluggish and at times completely unresponsive. Sometimes it would take 10 seconds for the phone to respond to a touch or any kind of input.┬áThe phone also would no longer reliably connect to my Kenwood car stereo through its USB port. I tried everything I could think of to troubleshoot as well; a clean, new restore setting it up as a new phone, resetting all settings, resetting the phone, etc. Nothing had much effect.

The problem with all this is that Apple does not make it easy to downgrade from iOS 4 back to iOS 3.

Thankfully, I found this Macworld article, which directed me to this Lifehacker entry. I followed the directions and everything is nice and snappy again. I ordered an iPhone 4 and should receive it in the next two weeks or so. Hopefully that will be a more positive experience.

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July 8, 2010 at 10:17 am

Farewell Dennis Hopper

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The hippie from Easy Rider. The filmless and philosophic photographer from Apocalypse Now. The gas-huffing psycho from Blue Velvet. The voice in Fire Coming Out of the Monkey’s Head by Gorillaz. Even the demented referee character from an old but great Nike Football campaign.

Those come right off the top of my head and are all memorable pieces of culture courtesy of one Dennis Hopper. I was sad to hear that he lost his battle with cancer. Clearly a man and artist who chose his own path through reality, a film about his life just may make for his greatest gift to us of all.

Much to my wife’s chagrin I’m sure, Apocalypse Now will be making its way into my DVD player later…

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May 29, 2010 at 4:32 pm

Hermit Hiatus

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I’ll be taking a short break for a few weeks. Just need to focus on some other things. I’ll be back with a vengeance soon…

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May 4, 2010 at 1:36 pm

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The FH iPad review

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I was really curious about the iPad and got my hands on one. It’s not mine. The company I work for bought one and it’s mine to play with for a while. But in a way I’m getting ahead of myself.

The first computer I ever used was an Apple IIe, purchased for me and my siblings by my dad. (Anybody else remember playing Choplifter?) The only computers I have bought for myself have all been Macs. This includes a Powerbook 520, Power Mac desktop, Titanium Powerbook, Aluminum Powerbook and 2 MacBook Pros. I’ve also owned several iPods and my current phone is an iPhone 3G. My brother thinks of me as an Apple zealot and for the most part he’s probably right.

That doesn’t me I’m one of those people who thinks Apple can do no wrong. I’ve had my share of issues with stuff over the years. The first Aluminum Powerbook I bought was a lemon. I thoroughly regretted not waiting for the next iteration. They did, however, replace it for me with a newer model so they more than made up for the problems. Anyway, you may want to take all that into account before reading any more of what I have to say.

The iPad seems to be positioned right smack in between the iPh0ne and any Mac laptop. It’s very slim, sleek and shiny. Overall I think it’s a pretty whizbang piece of technology, though in my honest opinion it seems to lack any killer app or functionality that would truly make it a gamechanger. Here are my impressions.


I found the iPad to be quite responsive overall. Anytime I touched something to open it, bang. It opened. Everything I tried to do happened very quickly. I don’t know what the processor speed was, but it was not lacking for anything that I tried. I wish the same was true for my iPhone 3G. A second or two of lag between pressing a button and the action then happening isn’t all that unusual at all.


If you’ve used an iPhone, you’ll be ready to start cruising around the world of the iPad in no time at all. There are the familiar icon screens that you can flick through sideways. There are also some icons fixed along the bottom for Safari, photos, email and iPod-like functionality. It’s very easy to find what you need and ‘touch’ it open.

You manage your iPad’s content through iTunes, just like an iPod or iPhone. Moving music, photos, apps and stuff is very easy to do.

You can also flip the iPad in any direction so you can use it in portrait or landscape mode. Unlike the iPhone, this works at any time in any app or at your home screen.

When you have to enter data, up comes the onscreen keyboard.

I could not for the life of my get the keyboard to work to my satisfaction by keeping my hands on the keys and typing. Using the one finger method proved to be most effective for me. That makes it fine for quick messages and the like but not so good if you ever want to type a longer email.


The model I played with was the lower cost machine. That means it connects via Wifi but not via 3G. The Wifi connection was really buggy. The signal strength was not very consistent. I also had to enter my wireless network password twelve times before it would connect. Prior to that it kept telling me my password was incorrect. Once connected I did find the speed of connection to be good. Web pages loaded quickly. I think for this machine to live up to its true potential, it needs the 3G or cellular internet connection.

Thereby comes one of the biggest rubs for me. I’m too cheap to pay for internet connection a third time. Currently I have to pay at home and also so connect with my iPhone. Money is an issue for me at this point of my life and I just can’t see myself shelling out one more time for a different device.


The glossy display is clearly capable of producing a very nice images. I loaded several movies onto it that I already had formatted to watch on my iPhone. They all looked great. Well, almost. The glossy screen is glossy to the point of distraction.

As you can see in the image above, there’s quite a bit of reflection. The room I was sitting in wasn’t all that bright yet I could always see a ghosted image of myself watching myself watch a movie. That was a bit disappointing. I’m not a big fan of glossy screens overall though so I came into this biased against it already.

The other issue is that since this is a touch screen, every little smudge and smear is all too visible. If I had to pause the movie for any reason, by the time I got it playing again I found myself wiping down the screen as much as possible. This is an issue with my iPhone as well but it’s more tolerable in that situation. With the iPad, any imperfection on the screen is very conspicuous even to the casual viewer.

But the image it produces are very crisp and clear. Type appears to be very sharp and readable.


There’s something about the size and shape of the iPad so that it never really felt comfortable in my hands. It’s sort of awkward to hold to the point that I’d definitely recommend using a protective case because it will surely slip out of my hands at some point if I was carrying it around regularly.

The same awkwardness holds true when I watched movies with it. I laid back on my couch and had to hold it with one hand to angle it to my liking. Watching movies, I just never got into a really comfortable position. In the end, I would have much preferred to watch it on my laptop where I could just lay down, set it on my belly and then angle the screen appropriately.

Random Extras

The iPad can be connected to a projector or video connection via an adapter. One thing worth noting is that it doesn’t send a constant video signal. It only sends a signal once you open certain apps, like the iPad version of Keynote. Otherwise, it doesn’t send any signal at all.

Since I only had the iPad for a few days, one thing I can’t comment on is the apps. I tried out plenty and thought they were very cool and worked really well. The ABC video player app was a particular favorite of mine. I was able to fire up a recent version of LOST and it worked great. I remember thinking when I got the iPhone that the apps were going the be the last thing I was going to be interested in. Boy was I wrong. I’d imagine the world of apps available for the iPad will have a similar addictive quality that they have for the iPhone.


I think the iPad is a very cool and sleek device. That being said, I really have no need for it. There are plenty of people who will love it. Who are those people? Anyone who spends a lot of time in airplanes or public transportation for extended periods of time will surely enjoy it. For me, I don’t do a whole lot of either one of those.

There are also a lot of people who use their computers almost exclusively to surf the web and check email. The iPad is a great option for them. It’s another quick and easy way to check your email or fly through some web pages. The key point for a person like me is that it’s another option. I can already just fire up my iPhone to quickly check email as opposed to my computer. I don’t need another option on top of another option. Plus my iPhone can check email everywhere thanks to its cellular network connection. The more fancy model of iPad could do the same but only with additional monthly internet access charges.

The iPad is a very cool device. Truth be told, if I was a person with a fair amount of disposable income I’d probably just buy one for the ‘cool new toy’ factor.

In the future, I could see the iPad really becoming more of a transformative device. In the world we live in right here and now, I don’t think the app or usage exists that makes such a quantum leap forward possible. I’m more than happy to stick with my iPhone and MacBook Pro.

In a few years, maybe the iPad will become a must have. Only time will tell…

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April 13, 2010 at 3:43 pm

2010 Masters: Just to prove my point

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Phil Mickelson wins wearing what? All black…

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April 11, 2010 at 7:01 pm

2010 Master’s Commentary

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What is with all the white pants? Since when did white pants become necessary fashion accessories for the professional golfer? (Not to mention the white pant’s lesser known cousin, the white belt…)

Call me old school, but I enjoy golf a lot more when it isn’t about being fashion forward and is more about getting the dang ball into the friggin’ hole…

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April 11, 2010 at 5:17 pm

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Best NCAA Tournament Ever II

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No question about it. This was one of the most epic finals, following one of the most unpredictable, tightly contested tournaments. Now why in the world would the NCAA want to mess with the system that produced it? Let’s hope they leave well enough alone.

"Don't I remind you of Don Draper? Seriously, I look just like him!! Don't I?"

The only way I could have liked this year’s tournament more would be if Butler came out one basket ahead. I hate Duke. I’ll always hate Duke. Coach K proved worthy of my hatred when in the postgame press conference, he complained about the screen set on one of his players in the final seconds. You won the game, dude. Act like it and go give Christian Laettner a man hug.

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April 7, 2010 at 9:37 am

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